I think things are going well and I’m starting to be happy again and then my mum decides to have the maturity of a 5 year old and start an argument with me bc I had my dinner later that usual??? but I’m 18 surely I can decide when I want to eat??

also she won’t stop telling me at least 10 times a day how I’m fat so that’s also fun

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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(via pizza)

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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(via cramp)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via ugly)

lostboys14:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

I can confirm that 1. locals are racist and 2. that everyone is on drugs

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via rorschachsjournal1985)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via rorschachsjournal1985)

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

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She looks pretty dead

thanks

(via ugly)